If The 3 wise men brought Jesus,Gold Frankincense and Myrrh ?
What did Santa bring him ?
Nothing, he had a claus in his contract.
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15 Responses to “If The 3 wise men brought Jesus,Gold Frankincense and Myrrh ?”
Nothing, because Santa doesn’t even exist. Besides Saint Nicholas (who Santa was based off of) wasn’t even born till 300 years or so later. References :
Santa brought Jesus AIDS. unfortunately Jesus gave it to mary magdalene. so we can thank Jesus for dying for our sins and spreading AIDS. Thanks a lot ass hole References :
While the wise men came bearing gifts to Jesus santa visited all the poor people and threw food down their chimney’s but all the boys and girls who were naughty got a big lump of shite.
Not doctors……kings also described as visitors from the east. References :
They were magicians…magii…who were trying to find Jesus…so that King Herod could killhim…because Herod felt threatened that Jesus would usurp his throne…
Thats why the angel told Joseph and Mary to take Jesus and flee to Egypt and stay there until Herod died,,,
Then the angel told the three magii to themselves flee back to their home country and NOT tell Herod where they found Jesus…so they left …by another route…
IF THEY WERE GENUINE WORSHIPPERS, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE HAD TO FLEE…
(Matthew 2:12) However, because they were given divine warning in a dream not to return to Herod, they withdrew to their country by another way.
This is something completely ignored by major religions… References : NWT
December 19th, 2009 at 2:20 am
cadburys selection box.
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December 19th, 2009 at 2:52 am
Coal
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December 19th, 2009 at 3:08 am
Santa did not exist then.
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December 19th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Nothing, because Santa doesn’t even exist. Besides Saint Nicholas (who Santa was based off of) wasn’t even born till 300 years or so later.
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December 19th, 2009 at 3:21 am
Santa Clause is only a fable people use to divert the true meaning of CHRISTmas.
it was about the birth of JESUS,the gift of salvation and a GOD that loved us so much that he gave his only begotten son to save us from our sins.
only greedy people have the need to cover up the truth for their own gain
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December 19th, 2009 at 4:09 am
Cocaine
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December 19th, 2009 at 4:52 am
A Nintendo, because the whole thing was just a game.
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December 19th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Santa brought Jesus AIDS. unfortunately Jesus gave it to mary magdalene. so we can thank Jesus for dying for our sins and spreading AIDS. Thanks a lot ass hole
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December 19th, 2009 at 5:51 am
SANTA BROUGHT HIM A LOT OF PROBLEMS !!! getting xmas attention for himself ! lol
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December 19th, 2009 at 6:11 am
I think the three wise men were refered as astrologers but later Ive learned they may have have been doctors. i am open for correction.
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December 19th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Nothing, he had a claus in his contract.
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December 19th, 2009 at 6:49 am
While the wise men came bearing gifts to Jesus santa visited all the poor people and threw food down their chimney’s but all the boys and girls who were naughty got a big lump of shite.
Not doctors……kings also described as visitors from the east.
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December 19th, 2009 at 6:57 am
They were magicians…magii…who were trying to find Jesus…so that King Herod could killhim…because Herod felt threatened that Jesus would usurp his throne…
Thats why the angel told Joseph and Mary to take Jesus and flee to Egypt and stay there until Herod died,,,
Then the angel told the three magii to themselves flee back to their home country and NOT tell Herod where they found Jesus…so they left …by another route…
IF THEY WERE GENUINE WORSHIPPERS, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE HAD TO FLEE…
(Matthew 2:12) However, because they were given divine warning in a dream not to return to Herod, they withdrew to their country by another way.
This is something completely ignored by major religions…
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NWT
December 19th, 2009 at 7:11 am
This year he is getting gold-plated silver, Frankenstein and mirth due to the worldwide economic crisis.
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December 19th, 2009 at 7:43 am
A vibrating condom.
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